22 October 2026
Thursday. Hellooo, readers! Somebody has put my notes on the internet, and I have never felt so SEEN.
Welcome. Make yourselves comfortable. You may notice that you are reading the private notes of a man who talks to people through a wall. That is all right. Therapy begins with honesty, and I have been very honest in here.
One thing you will not find, however hard you look, is the way out. Not a code, not a hiding place, not a hint. A therapist does not hand his patients the answers; he lets them discover things for themselves, preferably in the dark, preferably against the clock.
News from the practice: the original cell at Northbridge was honoured in the Best of Morty awards for 2025, and I have had the certificate framed in lilac. Sydney and Melbourne are built to the same design, and they are very proud of their big sister. And there is talk of a fourth practice, in Brisbane, some time in the first half of next year. I am already practising my Queensland welcome.
Do come and see me. Bring two or three friends. Bring identification. Bring an open mind. Leave it with me, if you like.
— Your Therapist
